My ZT2 animal Reports

[Jules Parker]

Resently, after breeding once at JP Zoo, Hunter's newly wed Water Lily, is acting a bit bitter! Rumors around the zoo with OTHER animals are saying that Lily murderd Foxy to get rid of the comotition! This was after an alarm went off that Foxy had been attacked and killed! Mystery Meercats has sent their trusted reporter Marrie, and Photographer Max, to sit down with the big dogs and setle what had really happend.




Marrie- So we hear there are some rumors going around saying that you killed one of your exibit mates, we are here to hear the real story!

Water Lily- Well, we are always happy to see that you care, but i can asure you they are not true!

Marrie- Well we just want to hear the real story from you! So everyone can relax!

Water Lily- well, i do hate being blamed and hated.. so i guess i could tell you! After Hunte and I became mates, Foxy was becoming stranger, and stranger. So I took the liberty of asking her why she was flunking out on her work.

Marrie- What did she say?

Water Lily- She didnt say anything she just growled and chased me to the river! she stoped Chasing me and stoped at the other side of the river. I heard her yelp and so i looked over my shoulder and a large cat figure was standing over her! more likely a lion than anything else! But knowing Leo, he wouldnt ever do anything like that!

Max- Large cat?

Marrie- Leo? Should we talk to him?

Water Lily- If you want! But knowing him, it will be pretty hard getting anything like that out of him!

Max- Hmm... Well go on with the story!

Water Lily- Quite! So natrually, being the kind hearted wolf i am, ran to her and looked at the dead wolf. Leo was sleeping back in his exibit by the time i got to her! Which wasnt very long at all! i had been 10, maybe 12 feet from her when she yelped. Then the alarm went off! and i was sitting right nexto her!

Max- Seems you were simpley at the rong place at the rong time!

Hunter- Indeed she was! [walking into the interview]

Marrie- Hunter! I didnt expect you to be here!

Hunter- Yes, I bet you didnt, do not fear, i have just finished hunting! Im FURIUS at that Leo! Why, if i ever escape again!--

Marrie- again?

Water Lily- Yes, one night, some kids snuck into the zoo and put the fence down wile we slept!

Hunter- In the morning, i got up rather hungry and took advantage of the oportunaty. Some unlikely guests taunted me by running around. You know how it is for us wolves, and all preditors, We LOVE to chase our food! There was a guest who was weiring striped cloths, and had his face painted like a zebra! And natually i LOVE zebra[licking lips]. So... I ate him.. and well that was that and then everything was back to normal, but the other animals called me a killing machine!

Max- Well you just ignore them!

Marrie- Well now that we prooved Water Lily not guilty...

Max- how 'bout a photo!

Water Lily- Splended!

Max- Say 'Not Guilty'!

[Jules Parker]

about a month later, came two little pups, named Daisy, and Rex. Mystery Meercats have sent their trusted reporter to interview the first pups in history of the JP Zoo!


Marrie- Hello young ones!

Max- Why! You are the cute ones! Arent you!

Rex- .......sure..

Daisy- Thank you! The zookeeper says that we look like foxes!

Marrie- Well she is right! you do look like fox very much so!

Rex- [rolls eyes] Speaking of Fox, have you heard?!

Marrie- About Foxy? yes, we did a report on her! Your Mother was inasint!

Rex- No no no! Well... the zookeeper should have gotten rid of the carcass over there! The Zoo had to close down because there is a goste! The zookeeper is freaking out! Heh heh!

Water Lily- Well, we are handling it alright! it seems to move around the exibit freaquently, but now it stays by the fence... It complianed about our home!

Max- Well seems we have a Mystery on our hands! We'd better right this down and get it back to Mystery Meercats!

Marrie- I have all we need on that written! Now. Water Lily, I understand you are having another litter of puppies! Will you be breeding untill you cant breed anymore?

Water Lily- Yes we are expecting another litter, and I would rather not discuss my personal life..

Max- Well, good luck, and how about a picture of you with the kids!

[Jules Parker]

Enormus ishues have been caused between two elephant bulls. The Two are named Fed and Buck! Two men fighting over the love of their life! Mystery Meercats sent Marrie Mystery and Max Photo-man on the job to talk to the giants and see if there is any way to help them!



Marrie- So we heard your having some trouble huh?

Max- Marrie, this is more in my department! more of a man to man talk if you know what i meen. So my kind sire! How far are you willing to go for her?

Buck- Huh? Who is there? Where are you?

Fed- They are down there on the ground! look down!

Buck- I could have figured that out myselfe! [looks down at Marrie and Max] Oh! Its you two! Come to take pictures and mock us have you?!

Max- No! We would like to talk to you about your girl problems!

Buck- Oh... That.. I have a picture of my sweet! Elegant and beautifull! This is a picture of when she opened the present i gave her![pulls a photo out from behind his ear]



Max- Uhh.. yes she is rather..pretty.. but why give her an apple? Dont elephants like peanuts?

Buck- we like them.. But we like fruits and vegatables more! Apples are her favorit! She will love me! after all, i saw her first!

Max- Well untill you can proove that, just lay off on the fights for a wile, Im sure the zoo staff will create an exibit for the losing male!

Buck- and we know who that isnt going to be!

Marrie- No we dont!

Max- Good going Marrie i didnt even get to take the picture!

Buck- YOU LITTLE FURBALL! Im gonna crush you like a potato![charges]

Marrie- Sorry i ruined the shot Max, turn and take one of him charging!

Max- Ok!

[brenn]

lol thats funny!!!!!!

did that take a while to do? It looks like it,
did ur blue ribbon come yet?

[Jules Parker]

it wasnt that hard, and no it didnt there are some problems again.

[Jules Parker]

Curently in JP Zoo 2 lion cubs were murderd by a mating pair. Leo, and Milla. Mystery Meercats has sent their best reporters on the job to get the inside info on why what happend happend.


Marrie- Hello Milla, why did the two youngest haveto go? They didnt do anything rong did they?

Max- Yea! they were so nice! they were the was kittens should be! cute and cuddley, and soft, and curius!

Milla-Well it was much too crouded and---

Max- So you DID kill them! Would you like to venture a guess what happens to bad animals?! WOULD 'YA?!

Milla- Come closer and i will show you how i did it!

Max- Im good where i am thanks![huddles with camra]

Marrie- Thats quite enouph Max! Let her finnish!

Milla- Thank you little mouse!

Marrie- *Meercat

Milla- Same thing! So, as i was saying before the one with the camera rudely interupted: it was too crouded and well..the little ones were easier to fight with than the adualts! and if they had grown they would have made more children! My mate Leo was very angry at the little of space. He killed one first then i killed the other! It was too late by the time the mannager, Julia, had made more room! I had gotten rid of the last cub. i feel guilty now of what i have done. [sniffle] But it was just---

Max- WELL YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY!

Marrie- Behave Max! Well it looks like it was just a matter of too little too late.

Milla- Indeed it was.... I have my own cubs comming i shall name them after the orphens we had slotered.

Marrie- That sounds alright!

Max- THEY WERE ORPHENS?!

Milla- Unfortunatly yes! Their parents were taken away from them when they were born. and were rejected by every mother there was.

Marrie- How sad...

Max- Yea that is sad! But like every story we need a picture.

[Jules Parker]

3 months ago at JP Private Zoo, A mating pair of...uhhh.... big scary things(as some call it) hooked up and made a nest. Checker, a dedicated dad, watched over the nest and only left it to get a bite to eat. Mystery Meercats calls in the frofetionals to find out what makes this big-and-bad dad have such a soft spot for his son.


Marrie- Okay Max, you know the rules: NO GOOFING OFF!

Max- I'll behave if you do Marrie! You know what happend last time you opend your mouth infront of a guy three hundred times our size!

Marrie-[mumbles] yeah yeah... WOW sorry to bump into you sir!

Checker- [looks around] huh? hello?[looks down] oh hi! I havent seen you two before. Your lucky I dont have an apotite for scrubland mammals! eyuh!

Max- Hey dude! Im Max and this is Marrie! We wanted to just ask a few questions! Starting with your name.

Marrie- Yeah, what is your name?

Checker- The name 's Checker, how are ya'?

Marrie- fine

Max- hungry!

Checker-[grunts]

Marrie- ....indeed

Max- So why the name Checker?

Checker- Not sure... I read in the little english I can somthin' 'bout a horse named that...i dunno... you got a problem with it?!

Max- No! its just... nevermind

Checker- No please go on! I beg you [snarls]

Marrie- Checker! Why was it that you stayed with your son so long in early developement? He was just an egg, and he was being incuvated anyway!

Checker- Because! Someone had to KEEP him incubated! And besides, he is my first child! I have all the more reson to be worried.

Max- Oooohh!......Gotcha!

Marrie- Well you are the dedicated dad! But it begs the question: Who is it that you have such bold coloring and no others have such wonderfull colors?

Max- My point exactly!

Checker- I just sorta grew into it... why?

Marrie- Just wondering...

Max- Dandy..Can we get a shot of your colors for the studio?

[Jules Parker]

"Cats Hate Water!" Untill now. Mystery Meercats sent Marrie Mystery and Max Photo-man to solve the mystery of the water-loving felines ignoring the "cats hate water" thery.


Marrie- I dont see them Max, do you?

Max- Yeah I think they're over there in the POOL.

Marrie- Oh i see them now! Maybe we should go in the water too..

Max- But you cant swim! I'll get in there and take the picture when we get them out, ok?

Marrie- yup!

Magool- Hey there! Is there somthin' wrong?

Marrie- No! no no no! I see Tigress is swimming, why arent you?

Magool- Because Ive been swimming all day and im tired!

Marrie- Well I thought--

Max- Your weird! Cats dont like water!

Marrie- Max, lets not be mean!

Magool- Its ok, I get it alot from the guests... Well its just that water is so beautifull! and its easy hunting, and its refreshing, and its fun to play in... So many things are great about the water!

Marrie- Sounds it!

Max- I dido that!

Magool- and its very relaxing on a tense tiger like myselfe [smiles]

Marrie- So thats it?

Magool- Nowhere even close! I could go on for days about water, but all this talk has got me in a thirsty mood!

Marrie- Well you do that! We'd best be on our way! C'mon Max.

Max- Ok I just got the shot! Bye Magool!

Magool-[slurp][glug]